This is right off Jim Wheeler's website. I found it so humorous:
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... And Let Us Help You Turn The Corner.
Current financial times require intense strategy and implementation, from product creation and channel development to product launch and sales performance, in the marketplace there is no margin for error in a winning go-to-earnings strategy.
The rapid commoditization of complex solutions calls for concise marketing strategy and timely execution. Yet, many companies are finding their best marketing strategies are highly diluted by the time they reach the customer.
By integrating product, service and sales and marketing strategies into a comprehensive diagnostic business development model, the resulting customized marketing program will assure that your market strategy is transferred into effective results by the team.
Our diagnostic processes track directly with your sales and marketing objectives.
Our clients have wrestled with how to manage the financial needs of a company with the shareholders desire for a healthy balance sheet and increasing sales and earnings. Our global marketing strategies will accelerate your companies sales through diverse technologies and international models. The diagnostic marketing model delivers a global marketing solution by providing a common sales and marketing vocabulary that navigates your message clearly through the rocks and barriers of a business.
