Being TELV, I get no respect, no respect at all...
It started when I was growing up...
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof!
It's the story of my life... I tell ya, I get no respect...
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie...
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Even with my wife I get no respect...
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
And even with my dog I get no respect...
We call the dog Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Yeah, and what a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Being TELV, I get no respect, no respect at all...
