Monk's Den

[J.C.N.]

The Sully and Russ Radio Parody with MonkMacDaddy

Well they said come to Boston and he said no
So they said how about San Diego to be on our show

He hopped a flight and was there in a flash
Wanted to help Sully,Russ and the audience make some real cash

He never interrupted or ask for more air time
He even paid for the trip by using BillyJean's nickle and dime

He spruced up his hair and his teeth looked all fine
He even went to the effort to get some $2 buck chuck wine

Sully and Russ were waiting to ambush the Hunk
by making silly jokes and interrupting the Monk

But Monk was determined to come across straight
he hit the air waves big and brought much to the plate

He talked about the ETF's like the F's and Q's
Then he ran down for the audience the don't and the do's

Of stock daytrading and all the downs and UP's
He had Sully and Russ's heads spinning like overgrown pups

They finally said Monk why not do a show of your own
cause as far as were concerned Mr. Monk your bad to the bone

Well MonkMacDaddy crashed the servers a time or two
Cause he wanted to bring his simple investing to me and to you

The audience all swooned and the girls went wild
when they hear Monk's voice they acted just like a child

They wanted a shirt or a sock or a shoe
anything from that Monk would Shirley do

He was an overnight success and his popularity grew
A small town Idaho boy, who would ever have knew

A small potato who turned into a rather large spud
He no longer would be know as the Long Island Ice tea Stud

Fame and fortune awaited him just around the next bend
If he could just learn to tie his shoe and emails to send

He would be famous with his picture on every mayonnaise jar
Getting on the Sully and Russ show would Shirley make him a star

He would then sign autographs and be mobbed in the street
All his boyhood fantasies and dreams would be so tweet

Ah how a young man could rise to such heights
MonkMacDaddy will soon to be in those bright San Diego lights

Just remember you knew him before he was a big star
And you can say you knew him close up and now from afar

And when we sit our grandchildren on our knee to tell
Of our friend the MonkMacDaddy and we spin a tale

We can say we knew him before he hit it big
Even before he got that huge Sully and Russ Gig

You know we all love you Monk and give you a great big HUG
Your the one on the SIDE of every picture hiding your cute MUG