Hewlett-Packard Compaq (HPQ)

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There is only one explanation. Mark Andreesen and the board are a bunch of dangerous f*kin Idiots who have hijacked the company and are making decisions to benefit THEM and not the company.

This scene from Aliens (1986), pretty much sums it up:

After colonist, Ellen Ripley survived her disastrous ordeal. Nobody believed her story about the "Aliens" being on the planet LV-426. However, approximately 50 years later, the colony on LV-426 was completely destroyed. The government has decided to send Ripley out of cryostasis and to aid a team of tough, rugged space marines into the desolate planet to find out if there are aliens, or survivors. But, what Ripley will begin to realize that her worst nightmare is about to come true. Written by John Wiggins

Director:James Cameron
Writers:James Cameron (story) and
David Giler



Gorman: Any questions?
[Hudson raises his hand]
Gorman: What is it, private?
Hudson: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Apone: You secure that shit, Hudson!