Newspapers:
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the
country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
L.A. to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a sea
on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped minority feministic atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they
are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country,
but need the baseball scores.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
grocery store.
12. The St. Paul Pioneer Press is read by those who don't care if the
paper tries to promote it's home town or not.
