OT: A True Blonde Joke
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked
over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she'd been shot
in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for
over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but
quickly re-covered and tried to hold her brains in for over an
hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
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