"then you start chaining backwards to see what kind of causal events occurred"
In 1963 or 1964, miscreant and future felon STEVEN YEHUDA MOSKOWITZ was born. Despite being hampered by autism, mental retardation, dyslexia, attention hyperactivity disorder, a complete lack of athletic skills and interpersonal skills, negligible organizational ability, and poor academic performance, STEVEN YEHUDA MOSKOWITZ struggled through and by sheer force of will became a proficient and soulless pathological liar and audacious conman and financial criminal. His criminal skills climaxed with the penny stock rig jobs of Spongetech and Vanity Events Holdings, whereupon his talents caught the eye of high profile Federal agencies and Department of Justice prosecutors who scouted MOSKOWITZ for awhile and then signed him to a very, very long-term contract to work for the Bureau of Prisons, FCI-Beaumont-Medium for the remaining 794 months of his life. STEVEN now applies his limited talents and experience at Carter's Clothiers to the FCI-Beaumont-Medium textiles manufacturing facilities and the Unicor military helmet manufacturing line. Steven has been retained by several Army generals of Southern Command to make custom-tailored BDU trousers with pleats and cuffs, and camo blouses with French cuffs and buttondown collars. STEVEN is due for release in 2077.
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