Hey Fred, where were you today? I coulda used a little help. I've got precious little material left, although I did pick up some new things today, but with Bob Z's search engine, can't use it on iHub. Maybe as part of Churak's terms of release you can make him post on the Joke thread regularly. That place needs a little help. If Churak doesn't get out, The Jailhouse is gonna become the Joke thread.
Oh, did save one gem from today. Couldn't find the right place to use it, so this one's just for you:
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
AK
