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VYGO is going to be changing it's ticker symbol soon. From what I can tell they are looking to make sure it more adequately represents the company.

They have decided that since it appears to be their specialty they are going to change the symbol to RAPE in honor of their dedicated shareholders. FINRA determined that BEND OVER AND TAKE IT is way too long so they are going to go with RAPE until they are able to create separate businesses with the symbols BEND, OVER, AND, TAKE, IT respectively.

After all shares are sold for these subs the company intends on merging the subs back into the original company under the symbol FUKD. They will accompany this with a dividend announcement for each of the subs where investors will get 1 million shares of FUKD (formerly VYGO) for every 1 share they own in the sub. There will be an increase in the FUKD AS and OS by 3 trillion in order to accommodate this.

In order to accommodate this major news the SEC has agreed to create 5 additional positions so that the stock can now trade at .000000001. Brokers have been alerted of this change so that they can alert their software in order to allow more space for the changes.

Etrade has already announced that there is a major system flaw that only allows for 4 digits past the decimal. This was created along with the first computers in order to save on memory. The CEO believes it could create another Y2K and he'll be forced into his underground safe building for another 2 years while the world recovers from complete anarchy.

Alphatrade has already contacted a Wizard and an unborn kitten from New Jersey in hopes that they can combat the problem.

When asked for comment, VYGO CEO said while he believed it is unfortunate that the world could come to an end, he will make more than enough from all the shares to support himself in an underground bunker for at least another 2 decades. He has already promised to issue more shares to the survivors so that they can burn them to keep warm.