Stock Room

[Howardhaftel]

MY opinion on how to make money in the stock market:
1 - Buy and hold EEGC stock. Its easy to do and not at all involved.

2 - Print phony stock certificates in your basement. This is near impossible if you don't have a basement. If you could its very messy and you could get ink all over yourself.

3 - Organize a gang and hold up Goldman Sacks. There is a 3 day waiting period to buy a gun. Very time consuming.

4 - Sell stock shares you don't own. this is very popular among Brokers and market makers and they do it all the time.

My choice is the first one. Its easy, Pry open your wifes handbag and snatch some of the horded $100 bills, run to your broker and deposit them, then put in an order at the asked and you will sometimes get your shares if they don't raise the price on you.
Then watch the trading right after you take 2 antacid pills like tums. Don't worry about the stock dropping right after you buy it because it a joke all the MMs play when the get a new investor to part with some money. If your wife asks you if you have seen the missing $100s simply lie to her and say it must have been a burglar and yell at her for leaving her purse lying around unattended. That's always a good ploy and it changes the direction of the argument. Try not to use this more then once a week or she may catch on.