FIRST TIME SEX....
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
>> dinner with her parents.
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>> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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>> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
>> to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
>> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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>> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
>> to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
>> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
>> busy, it being his first time and all.
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>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>> girlfriend at the door.
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>> "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>> parents are seated.
>> The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
>> and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
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>> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
>> and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
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>> The boy turns, and whispers back,
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>> 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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>> If you DON'T forward
>> this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor !!!!
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