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Have a good weekend ... snow or not !

One for the weekend:



Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The
pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she
welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated,
of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got
the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease.
And you know..I haven't had a cold all winter."