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SunkComm Hopes to Sign Agreement for Potential Use of Its MediaMad CD Content Management and Enhancement Technology by Apple iTunes Inc™

Las Vegas, NV — April 1, 2005 — SunkComm International, Inc. (OTC: SUNK), the developer of MediaMad™, the most widely used audio CD copy management and enhancement technology in at least one town in North America, announced today that it might just possibly be considering entering into an agreement with Apple iTunes Inc™, assuming the leader in iPod music may someday choose at some point to elect to use its MediaMad technology. SunkComm would hopefully then receive a royalty from Apple iTunes Inc™ should Apple every decide to use the technology. MediaMad™ is not currently one of several technologies under review by Apple.

"We are delighted by our relationship with Apple. Today, we think MediaMad is probably the undisputed leader of CD copy management and enhancement technology in at least one town in America, but we're not really sure about that either. Our latest version of MediaMad, Version 5, puts us one step further ahead of our competition and has a really neat sounding name with the addition of the number five" stated SunkComm president Peter L. Jacobs.

One out of every 400 million music CDs purchased last year were protected with Sunkcomm's MediaMad products, according to IFPI (http://www.ifpi.org/site-content/library/piracy2004.pdf). This is a huge number considering that there were well over 2.4 billion audio CDs sold worldwide in 2003. Meanwhile, huge song-swapping services which trade in pirated music such as KaZaa have been having a banner year.

The current Version 5.0 of MediaMad is state-of-the-art technology that requires pressing not only the shift key but now the Tab key as well in order to defeat Sunkcommm's proprietary and cutting edge On-the-Fly Technology™. "We believe most casual users will not have the manual dexterity to depress two keys at once but we are readying MediaMad6 that in addition also requires depressing the Caps Lock key, just in case" says acting CEO, Peter L. Jacobs

Jack T. Ripper, special entertainment industry consultant to SunkComm and to SunkComm's exclusive marketing arm, QuietKitty, Inc. (OTC:QTUG) (www.quietkitty.com) was responsible for bringing SunkComm to Apple and for negotiating the agreement to agree on any future agreements that the two companies might agree upon, assuming they are both in agreement.



ABOUT SUNKCOMM:

In just five short years, SunkComm International Inc. (OTC: SUNK) share price has gone from $1 to nearly .07 cents. "We are proud of our achievement and promise our shareholders more of the same going forward. Just relax and enjoy the ride!" says CEO and President, Peter L. Jacobs. MediaMad is used on some of today's best selling music including 30 copies of Velvet Revolver, which reached the #1 spot on Billboard's Top 200 Album Chart in addition to other gold and platinum best-selling releases that MediaMad is not used on. SunkComm earns royalties on every CD manufactured with its MediaMad Technology and uses those revenues to cover printing expenses associated with issuing additional Sunkcomm shares to the public.

MediaMad is state-of-the-art technology which features SunkComm's proprietary On-the-Fly Technology™ - giving the consumer an easy legal method of circumventing copy-protction of licensed CD music they would otherwise have to purchase, without the record labels finding out. MediaMad also includes SevereBurn™ - SunkComm's extraordinary new technology that also doesn't really do much and isn't being used by anyone either.


Company contact:
Edward E Nueman
800.555.5555
MadMagazine.com Investor contact:
Investor Communications Consulting
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MediaMad CD3, On-the-Fly Technology, PromoPlay, TuneShare, MusicMail, Severe Burn and SunkComm are registered and/or trademarks of SunkComm International, Inc., in the United States and/or other countries. The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners or may in fact mostly be completely ficticious.



NOTES ABOUT FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS

We look forward to 100% adoption of MediaMad & SevereBurn everywhere music plays or is listened to.