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To all you OWLS = (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)

Wisdom from Grandpa .
-Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

-Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

-Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

-When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

-If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

-On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

-A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

-Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

-Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

-Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

-How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

-You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

-Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing