KAT Exploration Inc (KATX)

[KatWoman]

"Aggravating and hysterical the lengths I am going to have people make a profit."

You want to hear hysterical? Birdmanbob told me last night that he tells everyone about KATX stock! He told his bartender at the Pelican Lounge to buy it, and if it doesn't do well, the husky bartender is going to kick Bob's a_ _ ! The bartender bought KATX.

He told the mid-Eastern man with no fingers to buy Katx stock and his wife objected. Bob told the man to grow an American pair and the gentleman bought it and is quite happy he did.

Bob tells people in the gas station when they are buying their lottery tickets that buying Katx stock is a better investment. When they say they don't have a pen Bob tells them to call themselves on their cell phone and leave themselves a message.

Bob convinced two customers at the Pelican Lounge to buy Katx stock when it was at .0175. One man bought 20,000 shares and the other man bought 50,000. Now, when Bob goes to the Pelican Lounge he doesn't pay for any drinks!

Two of Bob's neighbors are taking Bob out for Sushi this week because Bob convinced them to buy KATX stock in the early stages.

And when he sees people that he has strongly encouraged to buy KATX stock he says to them, "So did you buy any KATX stock yet?" When they say no, he pulls out his calculator and says, well if you bought $4,000 worth when I told you to at .075, carry the one, you would now have . . .

Bird is definitely the word.