"No you guys are talking about the water and the sand and the now the ships. I can read.
if you really could read then the sticky post on the press release
should help you, regardless of what you think "people are talking about".
As for your assertion that 'pinkyland' ipsso facto renders the press release a likely fabrication, you've got nothing to back up you inference that this particular PR is false.
When news of a contract with BP is released will you return for a helping of oil soaked crow?
"American Petroleum Solutions, Inc., has been requested by BP to conduct field tests of ACT's patented cleaning fluids for the removal of oil residue from hard surfaces, including such things as the hulls of ships and barges, docking facilities and rocks along the shoreline."
