Rants and Raves

[LoMo]

At a bar..










Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,



"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me.

I just love it."



Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"