Bobwins:
And what about the big question of the day???
--- Yes, split underware. My mom sews the second half to the first half the day after Christmas - although the first half isn't always that "sewable" - if you know what I mean.
Are you wearing two socks on two different feet today??
--- It's post Christmas isn't it? No seriously, what I didn't mention was that I lost one of my legs in WWII, so I don't need both socks anymore. Sure wish I had lost it BEFORE WWII (Thanks GOD!). Then, the kids wouldn't have made as much fun of me for mismatched socks.
And what do you do between your birthday and Xmas?? It gets cold in Kansas during the fall/winter, doesn't it?
--- I never go outside in the winter. Visualize this. Have you ever slipped on ice with one foot and tried to catch yourself with your stump? It ain't a pretty sight!
Len
P.S. Still catching myself copying the page before I click "submit". Thanks for leading us out of the dark ages!
Warren Buffet: 5 minutes and 17 seconds of pure, unadulterated, bulletproof, flawless logic.
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