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[lentinman]

Kipp: Cheap:

Nobody on this planet is as cheap as me!

Evidence 1: Unless it is something that someone put on my plate that I have not asked for, it has been more years than I can begin to count since when I was done eating there was even a CRUMB left on my plate. Usually, I just put the plate back in the cabinet. (ok, I'm kidding on that last sentence, but not the other).

Evidence 2: The BEST toy I had growing up was a rubber ball with a chunk out it! Of course, that made it more interesting when I would bounce it against the house and try to catch it.

Evidence 3: I would get a sock (singlular) for my birthday in August and tne I would get the matching sock (singular) for Christmas. Happy holidays!

Evidence 4: I drive a 1995 Saturn.

Need I say more. $80 might as well be a million! Oh, and then maybe the above evidence explains a few other things about me.

Len