Monk's Den

[J.C.N.]

I did some DD after seeing your quote below and hope I was correct.

1. Found out you bought that gas station on the edge of town and renamed it Melvin's Tattoo parlor.

2. Found out Monk's almost real name was Jerome Leroy Bates who bought the Bates Motel in 1987 and turned it into a Disco and plays Bee Gee's music nightly.

3. Found out that EX was the 1983 Mr. Redondo Beach and beat out Lou "side show" Ferrigno 3 years in a row for Mr. Congeniality.

4. Found out that cici,Sidney and Connie were incarcerated after leaving a Mexican restaurant way too early and being accused of being from La Jolla,Calif.

5. Found out Don "the pinata" Don does needle point with Rosie Greer in his spare time when not trading the F's.

6. Found out that NMC,Jacki and Odium almost had a crush on me until they saw my new video out called "Bald men with chicken legs" NMC later called Gary to confirm whether it was me in the video.

7. Found out that callen previously ran a day care before he got his present job as a video game instructor at Top Gun.

8. Found out that CapHillGuy ran twice for Beauty Pageant Judge in Twin Falls, Idaho but was replaced by Robbie Knievel for using wordage.

9. Found out that Dog really lives in Walla Walla, Washington and raises Alpacas.

10. Found out that steel_curtain changed teams from the Steelers to the Cowboys after Dallas picked Penn State linebacker Sean Lee.

11. Found out that LosingMoney really owns a hot dog stand in Queens, N.Y. and trades under the table.

12. Found out LostTexan was born and raised in Pueblo,Colorado by Indians. His Indian name in English means "My stocks are suckier than yours"

13. Found out hermonmunster and sonicwedgie dressed up and were on the game show "Let's Make a Deal" they both were ask if they had an F in their purses and they told the host Wayne to go .ish.

14. Found out royal1 and pmlg flew with Eddie Rickenbacker during WWI and were credited with over 101 wing tip shoes in their closets.

15. Found out pchouston73 and ctay were Arm Wrestling champions from 1973-1982 for the Long Beach Ammo and Rifle Club.

16. Found out PanicButton and faxedreceipts tried to hold up a Costco in Duluth,Minnesota but changed their mind when Brett Favre signed their Monkinar T-Shirts.

17. Found out skicker, trubbor and gc714 were on the game show "Smarter than a 5th grader" and bought more CDIV instead of answering the hosts 2nd grade question " Tell us what is a short squeeze?".

18. Found out ash042679 1/2 has been dating three women who own millions of CDIV shares and moonlights at an all night bowling alley to make ends meet.

There will be some Surprises.....