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A friend just sent this to me. Funny....

SPEAKING GERMAN IN MICHIGAN:

Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, where we have a large
German-speaking , Lutheran population, A farmer walking down
a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted:
"Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhenhaben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: (Don't drink the water, the cows have craped in it.)

The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington D.C. and I'm up here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."

The farmer replied: "Use both hands; you'll get more water
that way."