Positron Corporation (POSC)

[cherrydrpepper]

Timmy Follower: So Honey, let me tell you about the funniest thing that happened today on the market. Well, I listened to this young kid who supposedly knows everything. Now, his opinon was contrary to everyone else's, but he was VERY, VERY convincing. So I bet the house on his opinion and shorted the stock. So that's how this pile of ... got into my hands. Sorry.

Honey: What did you bet against?

Follower: Well there were these confirmed rumors of a buyout in this OTC (not Pink Sheet) company. A NASDAQ company worth over $50 billion was going to buy them out or partner with them. I mean even the CEO said it was true. Crazy! Stuff like that only happens once in a lifetime, supposedly.

Honey: $%&$$^@#$!!$#@%$!!