Dump The Pump

[Dragynn]

Yep, I am requesting review now. Here is the text of it:

Oh and by the way, about Talbor, you all may want to follow the news more closely. First of all, Thresher does NOT own Talbor. And even if they did, another team of scientists have figured out, that you can make boron carbide (which is what Talbor is) by soaking a 5 dollar Walmart cotton T-shirt in boron for an hour, and then baking it at 1800 degrees, the resulting product is actually more flexible than Talbor, making it a LOT more suitable for body armor, and a lot easier to work the material for various applications. I have a kiln here on my property, I COULD ACTUALLY MAKE THE STUFF MYSELF, ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE ME 140 MILLION DOLLARS? LOL! I'll give you 14 billion shares of my imaginary company and a complimentary piece of Walmart body armor if you do!