BLOND EASTER. Three blonds died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. What is Easter?
First blonde replies, "Oh, thats easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful.."
Wrong replies St. Peter.
Second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
Wrong replies St Peter.
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St.Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his diciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucifed and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands, He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.
HAPPT EASTER everyone
AI
