Dump The Pump

[Dragynn]

For what it's worth, I just want to go on record right now, and say:

I did NOT sleep with Jesse James.

Now if he was to offer one of his custom choppers, I might have to offer up Slojab as a sacrifice. I don't know whether Slo's ready to take one for the team like that though, but he ought to, don't y'all agree?

I mean, that's what partners are for, and i've already done more than my share for the Corporation, why just today, the boys in the lab inform me that our new bunny-spit powered golf-cart is ready for the test track...only bad things is...well...Tiger Woods agreed to be our spokesman for this product...so once again we are back to...ummmm....Slojab...ummm......