PowerLinx Inc (PWNX)

[shamus]

When his client is charged with murder, a defendant's lawyer typically chooses one of three possible defenses:

1. Your honor, my client didn't do it.
2. Your honor, my client did it, but it was an accident.
3. Your honor, my client did it, but the bastard NEEDED killing.

Should the death you cite ever be ruled a homicide and I am put on trial as board moderator, it goes without saying that I shall choose Defense #3.