Yes indeed, our proprietary-secret-high-tech process allows us to recover and convert high-grade ear-parafin into petroleum, our extended leases on over 60 million parafin producing ears guarantee we'll all be very rich soon. So find me a cheap shell to buy-R/S-expand O/S-deregister-and dilute the bejeesus outta.....ummm....i mean increase shareholder value thereof...yeah...that's what I meant...we'll need a lot of sponges and diamonds and bearer bonds too, so let's get someone on that, meanwhile i'll call nasa and maybe Goldman-Sachs, they should definitely be involved.
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