Dear MM’s of CDIV,
We didn’t have an address to send this to you, but since we know you follow this board…
Today was one of your better efforts to scare people. We certainly appreciated the usual dropping of the stock even though the buys far outnumbered the sells. You really put some extra effort into that today. You maybe even caused a couple people to panic a bit and sell. We especially appreciated the timely appearance of the bashers. (Do you actually call them to let them know exactly when to post or is it a text or email system? Just curious.) However, in the future, they would be far more convincing if they seemed like they had more than a third grade education. (We apologize for offending any third graders that might have read their posts. We wouldn’t want to be compared to them either.) We’d mention the slow board as well, but we don’t want to sound paranoid.
Anyway, your tactics are just not working. We can continue these funs and games as long as you want, but we’re willing to make this offer to speed things up (and make it cheaper for you in the long run). After all, you must have other stocks to worry about and so do we. Here’s our offer: Just run the price up to $4 dollars tomorrow, and we’ll sell you everything you need to fill (we mean cover) your shorts and then some. After that, we can all go our separate ways. However, if you don’t accept our offer, we may have to raise the price in the future.
Sincerely,
The CDIV stock holders
P.S. Please don’t call iHUB and get us thrown in jail for this letter. Thanks.
