They covered two catch phrases in one pr. NICE!
In addition, the company will be announcing news on global distributors in the near future." That's much better than "soon", btw!
Todd Spinellli, Vice President of UTRM, said, "Although the reason for our corporate name change is for marketing and financial media purposes, a potential ancillary benefit to our CUSIP number change is the forced covering of naked short positions in our stock. We have been monitoring the daily 'failure to deliver' totals and, although difficult to be certain, there is a strong possibility that we have a few million shares that have been sold, but not delivered. Oftentimes, a CUSIP change can trigger short covering."
Oooohhh.... a MOASS coming up!
Too bad there was no talk of receiving product to ship to buyers! Did that slow boat dock yet?
"Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle.....razzle dazzle 'em"
