STEPHEN KING

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El Topo

Things I Learned From This Movie:

* The problem with moles is that they do not know which way is up.
* When a man is sexually attracted to a woman, he will show her his iguana.
* Being spanked with a cactus is highly motivational.
* Circumcision is not recommended for any male over the age of fifty.
* The rare Jodorowsky sea turtle is endangered, because they insist on crawling hundreds of miles inland to lay their eggs in the Mexican desert.
* Anything shot by a holy man will turn into a water fountain. Pray that you never see a priest shoot a dog; the result is troubling.
* The UN resolution barring Jerry Garcia and Phyllis Diller from having children was a good idea.
* Hugging a dwarf is never easy.
* He who dies last is the winner!
* Gunfire is one way to reliably induce labor.

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