STEPHEN KING

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Return of the Living Dead:

Things I Learned From This Movie:

* Corpses can get freezer burn.
* Chemical companies conduct most of their R&D in hospitals.
* The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is overrated.
* If there is one single graveyard not to play around in, it's called "Resurrection Cemetery."
* Lysol covers up unpleasant zombie odors.
* Nudists hate acid rain.
* Eyes are the last body part to rot.
* Zombies pioneered mosh pits.
* Brains are like Novocain for zombies.
* Ex boyfriends are even more annoying when they're dead.

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