STEPHEN KING

[MorningLightMountain]

OK, I'll start at the bottom of the barrel, and work up:

here's a link I like, "B movie reviews"

http://www.badmovies.org/

this guy has some pretty funny remarks, for example, comments on Evil Dead II (a GREAT movie, BTW, if you like that genre):


Things I Learned From This Movie:

* Sex isn't interesting enough to put down a book bound in human skin.
* Tape recordings can summon evil spirits.
* Evil spirits make sounds vaguely akin to a distorted motorcycle engine.
* Watching your rotting, decapitated girlfriend perform erotic dance is NASTY.
* Cutting off your possessed hand with a chainsaw is pretty messy. Plus then it's free to wander around, drop it in a garbage disposal or something.
* Duck tape is underutilized for first aid.
* Demonic hands have to look out for rat traps.
* Evil spirits like to eat hair, explains a good deal about haunted castles in Europe huh?
* The human body contains about twelve gallons of blood.
* Cheap jewelery repels demons.
* Never tell the man holding a double barrel shotgun, "I'll swallow your soul!"
* When opening a space/time vortex you need to know beforehand how to close it.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/

anyway, a site worthy of some surfing, especially if you like "bad" horror movies, and have a sense of humor....