OT: A BIG OT: BUT FUNNY
A big Texas cowboy stopped at a
local restaurant following a day
of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next
table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that
you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you
have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning.
A delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily
daunted, said, "What the heck,
I'm on vacation down here! " Bring me an
order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor.
There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bullfight each morning.
If you come early tomorrow and place your order,
we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed
his order, and then that evening he was served
the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his
platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."