OT:
Senior Dating
Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know you went out with him a few weeks ago, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner. . . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks.
Then we see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much. . .it was really such a pleasure!
Then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me.... two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . . so you're telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna: "Oh my no . . I'm just saying, don't go buy a new dress".
Nobody should buy hold sell or do anything for that matter based on my thoughts/opinions on anything.
