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[timhyma]

did you hear about the king who wanted to defend his honor?

Well, two kingdoms were at war for years and years. Time passed and neither king could remember why they were fighting.

One day, one of the kings approached the other and said- Good Sir, Why do we fight? The other king replied, Good Sir, I do nor know.

So, they discussed at length what to do, and finally agreed to marry their children, thus bringing peace to the land.

Their was a great celibration after the wedding, and all the people were happy.

But, the kings really didn't trust each other, since they could not remember what started the conflict in the first place. So, they sent spies to see if the marriage was consumated.


The next morning the the spies reported to the kings. The kings asked what happened after the celebration.

Well, the spies reported the following-

First the maiden stated to the prince- "I offer you my honor"

The prince then stated- "I honor your offer"


And that is how it went the rest of the night- on her, off her, on her , off her.