Identa Corp (IDTA)

[Johnnyvits]

Bomb making materials found in terorists underpants
Identa now working on adapting kits to include a long pole.
Re-designed kits will be part of the Fruit of the Loom series of Bomb detectors, and will provide a whole new meaning to the name Stinger, which may be renamed to The Stinker. Actually, all the media attention can do nothing but help Identa succeed. We are in the right place at the right time. As for the guy with the bomb in his underpants, he won't be as fortunate.
IMVHO
Disclaimer - there are no Identa kits with long poles or a Fruit of the Loom product line. I intend to invent these myself.