BEER

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

My buddy used to set out hooks with the sole purpose to catch snapping turtles.

He caught a big one and was cooking it for dinner.

The rule at his home was:

No matter what they were having for supper, the kids had to at least try it.

His young teen daughter came home and smelled the turtle cooking and told her Dad:

Daddy, you might as well spank me now, because I'm not tasting that turtle.

He said it really did stink.

LOL

Phil