The Jailhouse

[Satan]

Fellow Admins, I was perusing our many fine boards of fake companies today, and a question occurred to me. Thus far, I have not been able to locate the answer in IHub's otherwise excellent Compendium of Arbitrary Rules and Exaggerated Facts.

My question is this:

Does IHub actively recruit stupid Belgians?

Does an IHubber wander the streets of Brussels and Antwerp offering trial memberships to foolish Flemings and witless Walloons?

Are the poor lads even here voluntarily? Or are they shanghaied as they stagger out of pubs?

It goes without saying that they, their euros and their hail fellow well fahrvergnügened conversations are most welcome. I am merely curious.