The Jailhouse

[Carnac]

I just want to say that I am guilty of whatever it is I'm in jail for and my only defense is that I was beaten as a child served my country in a foreign country where we did mean nasty and ugly things to not so innocent people and left there when we ran out of napalm. If it helps I am also banned from Sarah Palins facebook because I am a conservative and she is not! By the way, when is my suspension up cause I would really like to say one more thing to all of my buddies, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"