New quiz: How's your Bible knowledge?
(Originally from the Vancouver Sun. Actual answers given by elementary school students on a Bible knowledge test. The test covered the Old as well as the New Testament.)
1. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night.
3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide, to get the Ten Commandments.
4. The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
6. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
7. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibels.
8. The epistles were the wifes of the apostles.
9. One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
10. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
11. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
12. A man should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
13. Finally, the Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic genitals.
