*You knew these would be coming!*
> Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide
> between the wood or the iron.
>
> We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf.
> However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
>
> Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own
> set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
>
> News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger
> Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
>
> EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus
> level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition
> will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
>
> What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both
> clubbed by Scandinavians.
>
> If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I
> can out drive Tiger Woods."
>
> It has just been reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife,
> Elin, to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
>
> The police asked Elin how many times she hit him. She replied, "I don't
> know exactly, but put me down for a 5."
>
> Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
> hole in one.
>
> What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
> golf ball 400 yards.
>
> What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
> They were clubbing.
