Shoot WS, how do we know all these victims ain't just folks that was sniffin' paint using an old used popcorn bag behind the movie theater, and then when that got real sick they just called an ol ambulance chaser to find em a free ride an he figured he could call it popcorn lung an' just sue somebody to get himself rich? I see registered democrats in obama t-shirts doin stuff like that or with them popcorn tubs with eye hole cut outs over their heads at them Saint's games every time I go over to Louisiana.
Everybody knows sniffin' paint is bad for you an' they's a warnin right on the spray can! I've ate a lots of popcorn and never got anythin' but a 'lil gas which I releive often and painlessly-nothin' worth suein' orville reddenbacher, chemtura, betty crocker, and lil' debbie over it all the time! I see folks doin like me at the movies all the time an if it wus was really a big problem there'd be a popcorn lung clinic and law referral center in every wal-mart across the country.
Heck, if it's really like them ol ambulance chasers say, they outa be suin' them hollywood producer moguls and studios, cuz if they did't have them popcorn stands in them theaters then nobody'd be gettin it. I rarely see massive buttered popcorn like that anywhere else. Problem solved!
