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Re: denmo83 post# 91571

Wednesday, 12/02/2009 2:51:47 PM

Wednesday, December 02, 2009 2:51:47 PM

TIGER WOOD JOKES

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Buy 'em when they are crying, sell them when they are yellin'
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