be careful writing "bum" and "steer" in the same sentence on this board.
Mr. Sheep could get jealous. And that is not very pretty.
I am in something like next to last place in this contest, but I sleep better at night knowing that I am not directly in front of or behind either of The Sheep. That always makes me nervous. I'm always looking over my shoulder. What is that animal behind me doing, and what is that hot breath on my ___ all about anyway? Worse, if I am right behind one, there's always some pervert tapping me on the shoulder trying to cut in.
If I could afford to buy all of them, I would not need to buy any of them and I sure wouldn't be spending time on the message boards!