AOL INC. (AOL)

[The Original dpb5!]

You've Got Mail, BABY!

In spite of all the recent doom and gloom surrounding AOL, I am truly disappointed that in this day of accounting debacles, executive changes, and general global economic woes, that AOL isn't smart enough to synergyze their assets the way I originally thought was intended.

The new Austin Powers Movie was released today...
View the link here...

http://www.austinpowers.com/

The execs at AOL need to get their heads out of the sand, baby, and get some idea that the way to profit and recovery is through marketing, baby.

All business is about marketing. Yes, baby, ALL BUSINESS.
Shouldn't the current 32 Million AOL users have been alerted to this "cross asset" of AOL online today been greeted by a catchy voice over saying, "You've Got Mail, BABY!" (in Austin Powers' voice, nonetheless!), and then follow that with a POPUP AD to the Austin Powers website linked above?

I don't know about you, baby, but I think that AOL is lacking vision as a company, baby, by not exploiting all it's assets.

I say....

"AUSTIN POWERS FOR AOL CEO, BABY!"

If not Austin, perhaps me, BABY ?????



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