The Big Picture (putting it all together)

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These classifieds actually ran in newspapers ...


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



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FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.


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COWS, CALVES : NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.


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NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.


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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.


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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie..


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And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month, Wife knows everything..