Nope! What we think is you should turn the alias over to her and then you could post on her account.
Instead of a silly repeating tag line that shows up on every post, you could have a signature that says Poppa Barrett, she could be Momma Barrett, and the dog could be Arf Barrett.
You could sign your posts kinda like you do a letter.
If that doesn't work for you, maybe you oughta' go check out RB.
The rules here are pretty plain, and most of us think, pretty fair. I'm not sure Matt would approve of my suggestion, but at this point, it's all you got.
Your bitchin' doesn't do much for your image.