For the recently arrived posters, please let me translate today's PR.
The chemists have come up with a process to extract more concentrate from the mill. Dotson has been convinced this will work and is so excited about it that a PR went out.
The following words have a different meaning within the city limits of Milford:
"in advance of the construction of" means "there has been a delay"
"create an immediate, additional income stream" means "once the process has been ordered, paid for, delayed, finally constructed, burned in, dialed in, weather-enhanced, grand opened, soft started, worked all the bugs out, and scheduled for delivery, and finally after a few PRs that have promised otherwise, when the broker's designated recipient gets the material or has word of a loaded truck, then the income stream will be immediate"
"at a minimal capital expenditure" means that there will be a bucketload of diluted shares that are sold at new pps lows to finance this endeavor
“a simple, reliable process" means that it will try the patience of lenders and shareholders just like the mill did
"immediately bolster the company’s bottom line" means nothing to shareholders because this "public" company does not share its bottom line with the public
"a 21st century producer” means we can hope it all occurs before January 1, 2100
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
-- Inigo Montoya, from The Princess Bride
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