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Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:36:51 PM
How am I still a virgin?
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I don't get why I still can't get laid. I spend a ton of time grooming myself and it clearly pays off. I have the coolest hair of all of my friends, it may take me 20 mins to perfect every morning but clearly its worth it. I wear a bunch of make up (which I have to steal from my sister on a daily basis) to highlight my best features, specifically my eyes. I have the biggest gauge ear plugs of anyone I know so clearly I'm a "bad boy" and girls love bad boys, so what am I missing?
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I got it...
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I don't get why I still can't get laid. I spend a ton of time grooming myself and it clearly pays off. I have the coolest hair of all of my friends, it may take me 20 mins to perfect every morning but clearly its worth it. I wear a bunch of make up (which I have to steal from my sister on a daily basis) to highlight my best features, specifically my eyes. I have the biggest gauge ear plugs of anyone I know so clearly I'm a "bad boy" and girls love bad boys, so what am I missing?
Wait...
I got it...
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