In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I
>wanted to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so
>you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these
>consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle. > > > > > 1. Hale
>Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and > W.R.Grace Co. will
>merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. > > 2. Polygram Records, Warner
>Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become...Polly, Warner Cracker. >
> > 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. > > 4. Zippo
>Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of
>course, ZipAudiDoDa. > > 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major
>competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP. > > 6. Fairchild Electronics and
>Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild. > > 7. Grey Poupon and
>Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants. > > 8. Knotts Berry Farm
>and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott > NOW! > > 9. "Stop and Shop"
>with "A&P". They will call themselves, for > everyones relief, " Stop and
>P." > > That's all I have right now. Invest wisely"
If you don't have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?
-Stephen King
